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How to Troll an Online Predator

To catch a  predator isn't just for dateline anymore. With the vast army of complete fucking creeps online trying to talk to kids, it's your duty to fuck up their day.

Step 1. Create your character. Go into a chat room or a random webcam site as "12-year-old girl" or "14-year-old boy" Whatever catches the eye of your garden variety creeper.

Step 2. Let them do the talking. Don't "entrap" your creep. They will make their intentions clear fairly quickly.

Step 3. Answer their questions while collecting as much of their info as you can. If they're dumb enough to give out personal information, great. Your info of course will be made up.

Step 4. Make contact. Do not actually contact these people! The last thing you need is your number showing up on a creep ass tree-jumping chomo's phone. If they try to make contact, agree to give them your phone number.

Step 5. Give them this number: (202) 324-3000. You know what that is? That is the number to the FBI national Headquarters. Also, if he was dumb enough to give you his contact info, you could alternatively provide a number to his town's local field office or police department, and, of course, you could provide a heads up that he will be calling.

Happy Trolling! 

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